→ Dear guys, I don't need tight clothes or tons of makeup to get you to like me. I will seduce you with my awkwardness. Sincerely, be ready.

→ Dear teenage boys, Please believe me when I say I'm a virgin. Your argument that I have big boobs is dumb. Sincerely, they don't grow every time you do it...

→ Dear Disney, Cinderella taught me to have faith. Belle taught me to give another chance. Ariel taught me to fight for what you want. Jasmine taught love means more than where you come from. Aurora taught me to dream. Snow white taught me to make the most of every situation. Sincerely, you've taught me well.